when two guys go back and forth anonymously har-ssing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger d-ck.
that computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing d-ck soccer than make a sale!
- d*nkle dank
a d-nkle dank is a prosthetic p-n-s in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. you keep it in their because you have exchanged your p-n-s for a v-g-n- in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. by doing […]
- dirt squirt
the act of p-ssing gas after -n-l s-x where the s-m-n coincidentally squirts out with the gas. man: why do you have that puzzled look on your face? woman: i need to change my panties. man: why? woman: because you got back door action and i just had a case of the dirt squirts.
- divorce hat
a headpiece which a man is given by his male friends to signify his divorce. normally as a gift of joy or elation. marc received a divorce hat from his friend, when he announced his divorce.
- drinking for three
having a large quant-ty of beers because your partner is with child “you’re really knocking them back bro!” “yeah, the wife is pregnant so i’m drinking for three…”
taking sh-t way too far “dude, did you hear that joke cole just made? he’s totally farring.” 20