Dick Splinter
a small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a p-n-s after having s-x through or with an object made of wood.
having s-x through a wooden door with no doorkn-b may result in a painful d-ck splinter. other potential risks of obtaining a d-ck splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.
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