dick toasted waffle
putting your d-ck in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your d-ck and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.
“babe can we do a d-ck toasted waffle”
“no i dont feel like putting my d-ck in a toaster so you can have waffles and d-ck at the same time”
“but im hungry and h-rny”
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