Dick Van Dyke
famous comedian. see: p-n-s van lesbian
dude that guy’s a d-ck… or… she’s a dyk-!
the reverse of a f-g hag — a man with too many lesbian friends.
chris is such a d-ck van dyk- that he wouldn’t know what to say to a straight girl.
a lesbian so butch she may as well be a man, definitely an insult
is that a guy?
nah, she’s a d-ck van dyk-, man.
an actor (usually american) or anyone attempting to an accent using an incredibly bad english accent. named after actor d-ck van dyk-‘s fake c-ckney accent in the film mary poppins.
“that guy is pulling a d-ck van dyk- with that accent over there”
a sibling s-xual act of the land shark.
to preform the d-ck van dyk-, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their -ss is in the air.
the partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the d-ck van dyk- show theme song. he then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. he then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
fred: hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?
ted: nah, i’m going to the store to buy an ottoman so i can d-ck van dyk- my girlfriend.
fred: hot!
a stupid f-ck thats always f-cking up on the job, is usually hung over in the morning and fallsdown a lot when he trips over sh-t on the jobsite.
look at simmons that drunk f-cker he just tripped over that pile of sh-t and fell on his -ss !!
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