Dick Waffle


when a d-ck is placed between the -ss cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the d-ck is pressed into a disc.
f-ck, bailey gave me such a d-ck waffle last night.
f-ll-t–, performed after b-tter and syrup are applied to the johnson.
man, lucy had such a dry mouth that i had to dress it up like a d-ck waffle.
a term you can call someone who “woke up on the wrong side of the bed,” someone who is not a morning person and is a d-ckhead in morning.
“hey wake u….”

“f-ck off why cant u leave me alone”

“wow, don’t be such a d-ck-waffle!”
when a guys d-ck looks like a waffle.
“you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a d-ckwaffle.”
the act of masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were j.o.ing with.
last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so i got a d-ck waffle.

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