Dicker Picker


when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends d-ck like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends p-n-s.

while doing this you must exclaim “d-cker picker!” while picking the d-ck
friend 1–laying on couch-

friend 2–unexpectedly comes over- “d-cker picker!”

friend 1-“you b-st-rd!”
the act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends p-n-s while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends p-n-s and the claw is your hand. whilst preforming the act of picking the d-ck you must scream “d-cker picker.”
me-d-cker picker!!!!!
friend-aw man, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.

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