a conversation about d-cks
arnie was talking about different size p-n-ses, it was a d-ckful conversation.
- Dir Da Dir
a common phrase used to explain to someone or something that he/she/it just said/did something that was stupid. it can also be shortened to just “dir” depending on how it is used. another common term used instead of this phrase is “derp”. if someone/something is to have “derped”, it’s a similar concept. man: “the sky […]
the act of a man holding his p-n-s between his index and middle fingers to pee and then not washing his hands before shaking hands with or touching someone. the p-n-s between these two fingers makes the peace sign. i was in a hurry to get to work and dirty-peaced my uncle; i felt bad, […]
the process at which when you’re at a farmers market and you pick out a banana bunch from a pile causing the rest to come toppling down. i pulled the best bananas from the bottom of the pile and caused a banavalanche. many lives were lost that day. pulling one banana at the store causing […]
- dirty raspberry
a dirty raspberry is when you fart directly on someone’s bare skin resulting in a tickling sensation for the other person. this is typically done on the stomach. i was t-tty f-cking my ex-girlfriend the other night when all of a sudden i gave her a dirty raspberry. hence the ex-girlfriend.
drugging and raping someone, and then vehemently denying it when confronted just because she woke up all groggy with her pants off, she accused me of double-billing her