a dirty raspberry is when you fart directly on someone’s bare skin resulting in a tickling sensation for the other person. this is typically done on the stomach.
i was t-tty f-cking my ex-girlfriend the other night when all of a sudden i gave her a dirty raspberry. hence the ex-girlfriend.
drugging and raping someone, and then vehemently denying it when confronted just because she woke up all groggy with her pants off, she accused me of double-billing her
- douche-a vu
a. having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in sp-ce-time, whilst thinking you’ve met this person before. b. an obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know. jenn: (whispers) doesn’t this guy remind of bobby? trish: (whispers back) yeah, i’m totally having douche-a […]
- Ducked On
when your friend is a sc-m and won’t drive you home after sneaking out. loud boy #1: d-mn dude please drive me back i don’t want to get grounded. stoned kid #1: dude whatever. loud boy #1: we just got ducked on by this shmuck.
when someone goes to school with a contagious disease (such as ebola, the flu, pink eye, etc.) and proceeds to spread to everyone they can. person 1: “dude, jack came to school today with ebola, started coughing on people, and got sent home before the first bell. the guy was totally plotting ebolanbine.” person 2: […]
wannabe black person. the kind of mixed race that goes green in winter and thinks they’re ghetto ’cause they went to music college. e.g. a caramel n-gg-r has will smith hair from the 90’s and doesn’t smoke pot. what an escott. an escott is the act of putting your right hand in the shape of […]