Dickfunctional


when you’re too old to get hard or c-m despite all the v–gr-s and p-rn you watch
grandpa: ” im gonna go buy some condoms so i can go to the club and get p-ssy tonight”

me: ” your d-ckfunctional, your p-n-s has been out of the game since world war 2.

Read Also:

  • cab

    an acronym for crazy -ss b-tch. solomons gurl is a c.a.b. 58 more definitions lazy friendly verb: it is an abbreviation for “can’t be -ssed”. it is generally used when you cannot be -ssed saying “i can’t be -ssed”. morons usually say: but cba should be short for “can’t be -ssed”. but how would you […]

  • digital hickey

    tagging someone in a facebook post, with or without consent, to create the appearance of intimacy. for example, you are guilty of giving a digital hickey when you check-in while at a company happy hour and tag someone you are fond of, but rarely talk to, so it looks like you are there together. can […]

  • dim or dib

    when one asks someone if they would rather have a d-ck in their mouth or a d-ck in their b-tt hey! peter, “would u rather have a dim or dib?”

  • dirty cabbie

    f-cking a girl in the backseat of your car from the front seat of your car duder pulled a dirty cabbie on that milf he picked up at the bar last night! so my girl wanted the reverse cabbie: she wanted to sit up front while i got her from the rear. giving her the […]

  • divya

    divya is a down-to-earth type of person. she is incredibly sweet and kind. divya can get upset over small things but usually she doesn’t mind as long as your apology is sincere. any divya you meet will have amazing handwriting and somehow always manages to make everything look perfect. she usually adapts to her surroundings; […]


Disclaimer: Dickfunctional definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.