Dickicide
the act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy’s d-ck with your own (larger and certainly superior) p-n-s.
dude 1: hey dude 2! why don’t you drop everything and read this new twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?
dude 2: you must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you’d know that you just stuffed your own d-ck in a blender and asked me to punch the “ice crush” b-tton with my johnson. you just committed d-ckicide, brosef.
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