dicklash
(n) – when you’re jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your w-ng and shove it back down at an awkward angle.
bob really got d-cklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on redtube that his mom walked in on.
an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much d-ck.
binky: aw sh-t dude my neck hurts.
mikenike: haha you probably got d-cklash. you gotta stop inhaling that c-ck.
binky: f-ck you -sshole!…hahahaha
when a man takes a womans head and forces it so hard up and down during a bl-w j-b, that the girl has a mild case of whip-lash the next morning.
“i can barely move my neck side-to-side because seth gave me d-ck-lash last night.”
get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.
julian: man i think i have d-cklash.
all: most likely.
a stress injury to the neck caused by sucking d-ck or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
katharine: ah! my neck has been killing me since last night!
kevin: did you go out with long d-ck larry again? girl, you better sue that cat for giving you d-cklash!
when you see a seeming hot chick and then suddenly seeing something that totally turns you off.
shane: dude i saw sally’s thong hanging out then moley molly came out of nowhere and she totally gave me some d-ck lash!!
dylan: ohhh man that sucks!!!!
when a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners p-n-s hardness and folds a semi erect p-n-s in half during mid grind.
i got d-cklash after i lost my woody.
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