dickload


a lot of something or a huge amount.
man i got a d-ckload of air on that last jump!

i love you a d-ckload.
refers to a large amount of something.
mate i have a d-ck load of money.
how much money charlie sheen is making right now.
charlie sheen is making a d-ck load of cash right now.
an international unit of measurement representing a quant-ty of something for the likes of which have never been seen.
dude, i got a d-ckload of dank.
a little less than 16 ounces.
man, i just swallowed a d-ckload of seeds.

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