dicklong stroke
when your d-ck is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from subway and the burrito from chipotle. before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the d-cklong stroke.
while walking home from her house i couldn’t stop itching my d-ck i can’t believe i gave her the d-cklong stroke. i must have really liked her; i think i’m gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
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