dickman
1. a man who believes the ladies love him – however he is sorely and ignorantly mistaken. a d-ckman will live his entire life under the impression that people enjoy his presence – but they do not.
2. d-ckman is also a common term for people who “cut you off” on the road. it’s origin lies in the original definition of d-ckman, as many qualities of a d-ckman carry over to various other parts of a d-ckman’s life.
i can’t believe that guy keeps h-tting on me, as if he could ever get with me…what a d-ckman!
an eloquent insult conjured up in the 2010 era to describe or refer to someone in the act of d-cking around, d-cking with and/or around someone, or flat out being a d-ck. all of this without visual contact of said d-ck.
“keegan you d-ckman, get over here with that hammer.”
“d-ckman alert: here comes preston.”
“throw away that apple core you d-ckman.”
it’s an character, for example like pokemon pikachu or something, but it’s made completely out of d-cks (p-n-s).
usually it’s body is p-n-s shaped, with b-lls (legs) down and p-n-s (torso) facing up. in the upper part of p-n-s (head) it has another p-n-s facing down, it represents eyes and nose of the character. to left and right from the middle of the character are arms, they are also p-n-ses, but long ones. in the end of arm p-n-ses there are 3-4 p-n-ses with b-lls representing fingers. under arms there are b-lls with hair on them representing hair under arms (they are b-lls for the arm p-n-ses). there are some p-n-ses usually 6-7 representing all kinds of hairstyles of the character also.
when you draw all that you get a funny character made entirely out of p-n-s shaped parts. people usually write “hug me” words next to the drawing.
hey that thing looks just like the d-ckman.
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