Dicktree
a word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of d-ck.
asian: “yaow, i got a++ this -ssignment with barely even try! time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ ”
white d00d: “shut the f-ck up d-cktree!”
being the biggest f-cking complete jack -ss ever.being arrogant and c-cky in an annoying fashion.
josh vella says that matt vella isn’t home from school yet, therefore matt vella is a d-ck tree.
anyone who is dumb enough to think their chest muscles are called p-ck-rs.
guy 1: man, i could knock you out with my p-ck-rs.
guy 2: dude, you are such a d-cktree
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