dicknose
1. an individual who behaves like an -sshole or is a pain in the -ss.
2. someone whose nose is shaped like a p-n-s.
1. “go f-ck yourself, d-cknose!”
2. that guy has a d-cknose just like his father’s.
used by monty python in a movie
hey d-ck nose
someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious
(in movie theatre) “wow, did you see that?”
“no d-cknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling”
a condition in which someone’s nose, usually but not limited to a female, has increased its size due to in large part of being slapped in the face with a numerous amount of p-n-s.
todd: “man, what happened to christina’s nose?”
fred: “my d-ck is what happened.”
d-ck nose
1. an insulting term for a person with a big nose and who acts like a -sshole or a d-ck.
2. a snoopy person who likes to pry into other people’s private business.
not to be confused with a d-ck weasel.
1. because adrien brody is a stuck-up celebrity with a big nose, he is a d-ck nose.
2. after i found my brother going through my stuff, i knew he was a d-ck nose.
a term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.
jonny: “have you seen doug lately?”
samuel: “uh which one is doug again?”
jonny: “the fat guy with the d-cknose.”
samuel: “oh yeah, super nice guy!”
the act of punching a man in the nose and kicking his p-n-s at the same time.
why you talking your sh-t… you better watch out before i d-ck nose you!
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