Dickpan
to ‘d-ck’ somebody over by telling them you will do something, but then trying to find lame excuses so that you don’t have to.
richard said he was going to come watch the basketball game with us, but then he gave us the d-ckpan and told us he had to eat alone and didn’t want to bother with parking.
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