dickphobia
unusual fear of d-ck, usually is found in a chick who is in it for herself
i think this b-tch has d-ckphobia.
the fear that as you are in a restroom you will have gone entirely insane and not realize that as you walk out the entrance you p-n-s will be hanging out for the world to see.
john: dude, i have to pee like a racehorse!
ben: well just go already man.
john: no i can’t go here i have d-ckphobia.
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