dickpick


(n) a 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) the act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.
if i hear that song one more time i am going to d-ckpick “in a gadda da vida” and head to the next bar.
c-ck block. see c-ck block
i was gonna f-ck sherlie last night, but jake was a dumb-ss and f-cking d-ck picked me.
1. when someone (hopefully a male) sends you a picture of their ‘lower region’.
2. when a girl/boy asks another boy for a picture of their ‘lower region’.
“hey, last night derek sent me a d-ck pick.”

“i’m gonna send you a d-ck pick, ok?”
-a type of comb that looks like a fro pick but is used to brush your p-b-s.

– a tooth pick that is stuck slightly stuck inside the nozzle of the p-n-s. just enough for penetration but not enough to cause unbearable pain. most girls first insert the d-ck pick into one nozzle then use it to clean their teeth which turns some guys on.

– yo my dude why the h-ll you sticking my d-ck pick in your fro man, you know where that sh-t has been niggga

-stick that d-ck pick in but dont go to fast… ouch b-tch
noun. meaning sc-mbag, loser, tool, -sshole, etc.

i made it up myself!
that guy only pretended to like you so he could get head? what a d-ckpick!

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