Dickroids
small blue capsule with the word pfizer written across it. available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. it’s designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked -ss headache.
scott: “oh…hey, usually people call before they come over but what’s up? what do you want?”
andrew: “well…you know…i’m meeting lebron…i need some blue pill.”
scott: “blue pill?”
andrew: “yeah, you know d-ckroids?”
scott: “for the thirteenth time andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, i can’t keep giving them away you know.”
andrew: “yeah, but you’re not using them.”
scott: “thanks jerk. but one day i will. i’m just in a dry spell right now. and these d-ckroids will break me out of my slump. i can’t just give them away.”
andrew: “you are so messed up, dude.”
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