Dickslam
noun. someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic – so much so that they deserve to have the head of their p-n-s slammed in a sliding gl-ss door. often used in reference to one’s superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.
1. bob is such an arrogant b-st-rd. i can’t believe that d-ckslam is my supervisor.
2. jimmy is such a d-ckslam. he got me fired!
the slamming of a d-ck on one’s face. they’re face will be numb for about 3 minutes, then you slap it across again for good luck.
man! i d-ck slammed that b-tch hard!
verb. the act of engaging in vigorous, and possibly violent coitus with a preselected partner. the s-xual relations are always consentual and are performed by wizards of their craft, strictly picking up the cl-ssiest and hottest girls for partic-p-tion in the ‘d-ckslam’. the term was popularised in early 2009 by a cult, religious sect based in brighton, england, known loosely as the ‘d-ckslammaz’.
shaniqua: hey latrice was gud yo?
latrice: ye im gud b, daaaam why y’all walkin like u been f-kd by a dog wi two d-cks??
shaniqua: it’s those godd-mn d-ckslammaz gyal. day be trippin yo. day ruind dis pussaaay.
latrice: well u knew wat u was gettin yoself into b-tch but d-mnnn yo p-ssy staaaaaank!!!
shaniqua: thnx b…
basically slamming your d-ck in a girls v-g-n- and not telling her that your going to do so.
why did bob d-ck slam marcy?
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