Dickspense
costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.
“man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my d-ckspense budget for the whole month! what the f-ck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?”
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