dicrot
incorrectly typed words that are mistakenly added to a smartphone’s dictionary and keep popping up as suggestions later on.
a: dude, i hate using my phone to write messages.
b: seriously? why?
a: i keep getting worthless suggestions due to typos i made in the past.
b: haha, a serious case of dicrot.
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