dictective
from (detective)
somebody who can make an early identification of a d-ckhead before complete posse infiltration has occurred.
typically used with the preface “you are not much of a…”
steve: hey stella, who’s this douch you brought to sunday beers?
stella: i know right, i thought he would be more of a happy drunk.
steve: aw sh-t man, you ain’t much of a dictective.
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