Dictaphone
idiot who’s always on his mobile (cell phone).
a: you’ll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the tube this morning.
b: who?
a: a dictaphone.
is when you are on the phone with your girlfriend or boyfriend ( if you swing that way ) and you slap your d-ck on the mouthpiece of your mobile phone. this usually makes a loud thumping sound that the other party hears.
ashley: what is that thumping sound i hear ?
tim: that is me giving you a dictaphone !
ashley: awwwww, thanks baby !! i hope you can give me a dictaphone everyday !!!
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