diddleable


adj. describes a member of the opposite (or same) gender, whom one would consider worthy of one’s affections or s-xual advances.

adj. the condition of reduced mental or physical faculties (i.e. drunk or asleep) which allows someone to acquire an out-of-their-league piece of -ss.
“wow, katie is looking quite diddleable tonight!”, said shannon.

“she seems pretty diddleable tonight. i bet i can throw it in her once she p-sses out, or maybe even before then!”

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