diddy kong


the well known sidekick from the donkey kong series. although it seems he is small he can actually over power anyone at anytime. he runs the game and when hes angry, watch out, he’ll throw his hat
chuck norris couldnt even look at diddy kong without crying.
when playing mario super sluggers, diddy is a guy you want on your team. with the banana ball and banana swing, he just can’t be beat.
diddy kong is the best player you’ll ever have, especially when he’s the captain of his own team, the diddy monkeys. diddy is just short for diddy kong
1) the best kind of sidekick you’ll ever get! best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the donkey kong series

2) to wear a red cap and you’re favourite food is bananas

3) to be near a muscular friend
1) diddy: second banana is what i am!

2) that dude is… imitating? diddy kong!

3) i’m diddy and this is my buddy dk
when you’re having s-x and you pull out put a banana in fill a straw wit chocolate milk and shoot it out. while the girl cant tel cuz she is dumb
i jus diddy kong’d that girl
to penetrate with an unmittigated voracity. as well, a “fat” p-n-s is neccessary.
i diddy kong-ed that b-tch in the -ss. d-mn though, when i was through, that dime piece tiptapped (search tiptaps) me till my lips blew up to the size of small island. go dumb in your backpack!

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