dink toucher
a casual reference to someone that you don’t hate, but think is a really huge loser. there is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.
generally, d-nk touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. however, when you meet them, you just think: “man, this guy is a huge d-nk toucher.”
when you are hanging around with d-nk touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. but when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don’t want to hang around with them any more. then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a d-nk toucher. you don’t have an explanation and lose the argument. then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
last night i was hanging out with my wife’s work friends. there was this one guy, steve, and he was a super-huge d-nk toucher.
how so?
i don’t know. he just was.
one who touches d-nks (aka p-n-ses)
that guy is such a d-nktoucher
one who touches d-nks (aka p-n-ses)
that guy is such a d-nk toucher
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