dift pic
when a guy is so desperate to get a girl’s attention on valentine’s day, that he’s willing to go as far as abusing the facebook messenger’s new feature, by sending her a d-ck pic via a gift-wrapped message.
desperate guy : -sends dift pic-
girl 1 : omg it’s this annoying guy again !
girl 2 : what message did he send you this time ?
girl 1 : i dunno let me check … oh wow he sent me some sort of gift !?
girl 2 : omg you’re so lucky to get spoiled on valentine’s day ! open it girl !!!
girl 1 : -unwraps dift pic-
girls 1 and 2 : ooohhh h-ll naaahhh !!
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