Digging for Change
when a girl tells you she needs some change but then proceeds to play with your d-ck. this occurs mostly in public places and can either be very mean or very awesome to the man.
girl: “i need some change”
(girl proceeds to go digging for change, finds something other than change)
guy option #1: “awwwwesome”
guy option #2: “your such a tease”
(guy groans)
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