Digital Puppy Eyes
the digital equivalent of the puppy eyes face most often used by children and women who want something.
most commonly found, although certainly not limited to, in the form of sad faces on aim.
my girlfriend digital puppy eyes’d me at work into buying her tampons at walmart on the way home.
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