dild smack


a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack
person 1: “one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey.”
person 2: “only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players.”

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