dildon’t
the antonym of d-ld-
you can’t put that in there, for it’s a d-ld-n’t.
(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a d-ld-.
“that guy’s worse than a d-ld-. he’s a d-ld-n’t.”
an umbrella term for every d-ld- in the s-x shop, you are frequenting, that is bigger than your own p-n-s.
customer: “excuse me sir, my girlfriend and i are after one of your finest d-ld-s, but all we see is a wall full of d-ld-n’t s.”
clerk: “terribly sorry sir, but have you considered perhaps that the problem may not lie at my end..?”
when you find a d-ld- or s-x toy in your mum’s draw and you don’t want to.
ah man i was looking for a lighter and instead i had a d-ld-n’t moment,f-ck the thing was like a babies arm holding an apple and covered in dried f-nny batter.
a d-ld- that should not be used. some can be wrapped in barbed wire, be on fire, sometimes razor blades are attached. commonly used by n-z-s against the jews during the holocaust.
hitler: we need an alternate use of death for the jews! bullets cost and our gas bill is too high!
n-z- soldier: our scientists are working on anew torture device, the d-ld-nt.
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