dine and dash

the action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.
johnnay:”yesterday i went to this fancy -ss restaurant, ordered a 200$ meal with the best wine out there and when the waitress turned around i left in a second! hahahahaha!”
bobby:”hahaha, i see you busted a dine and dash again!”
johnnay:”thats right!”
when you leave a restaurant without paying; the most -sshole thing you can do to a waiter/waitress
waitress/waiter: “excuse me manager bob, i just had a dine and dash on table 16. i walked away for a second to refill their drink and when i came back they were gone.”

manager bob: “well suzie, i’m going to have to fire you, unless you can pay for their tab.”

waitress/waiter: “well f-ck, that sucks.”
the art of sneaking out of a restaurant without paying, even though you have plenty of cash to cover. usually done after bar close with a feeling of invincibility, followed with feelings of guilt the next morning.

may include anxiety over the possibility of being arrested over a denny’s grand slam breakfast.

real faint of heart will call back the restaurant with some lame excuse and proceed to drive back to the establishment with a 10 dollar bill clutched in their fist.
denny’s: good morning, denny’s!
joey: uh, hi. i was at your establishment last night and i got a call from a friend who was sick. he needed a ride to the hospital and wouldn’t you know it, i forgot to pay!
denny’s: you don’t say!
joey: yup, i will be there in 20 minutes with the $6.80. good bye.
denny’s: (after hanging up & speaking to manager) last night’s dine and dash will be in to pay in 20 minutes!
eating at a restaurant and bailing on the bill. typically done when young, drunk, stupid, broke or any combination there off.
last night, we pulled the full on dine and dash at denny’s.
the lezzy version of a one night stand.
similar to a coyote ugly, the dine and dash is with lesbians and for other reasons. usually to avoid them asking you to move in.
something only total jerks, that don’t realize that your server who in most states only make about $3-4 an hour plus tips minus tip-share (so leave 20% b-tches) and usually has to pay out of their own pocket for walkouts/ d n d’s, would do because they are too lame to pay for their own food. these are sometimes a single person out of a group of cheap b-st-rds that order water and ask how much everything on the menu is if the price isn’t listed. these types should stick to taco bell, or the dollar menu somewhere. if you cant afford to tip eat fast food.

also known as walkout or d n d.
server 1: d-mn i am only walkin with $50 tonight because of those little punks that dine and dashed on their $40 tab and i had to pay for it!

server 2: man that sucks! i made $100!

server 1: its cool though i know where one of them works. i’ll catch up with him there and get my money or take it out on his face!
having oral s-x with a girl and then quickly leaving.
yo, i just dine and dash’d on that chick before i had to deal with any of her bs.