dingleberry fiesta
an infestation of dingleberries in one’s -n-s, generally caused by an overly sweaty -ss crack, or from taking a sh-t right after a shower while ones -ss is still wet. the toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in -ss hairs, resulting in a dingleberry fiesta. most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.
“its so hot out, i can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a sh-t now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta.”
1. (noun) the result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one’s rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the -n-s after defecation.
2. (proper noun) dingleberry fiesta, a potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.
3. (verb phrase) to throw a dingleberry fiesta.
it looks like this dingleberry fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.
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