Dingleberry Muffin
n. a female’s pubic hair that is matted up with s-m-n, v-g-n-l juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.
sally: “my p-ssy hairs are starting to stick together. what the f-ck?”
stan: “you have a dingleberry m-ffin you stupid c-nt. why don’t you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about tr-mm-ng that bush!”
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