dinglesoft


(coined by antenna wilde)

1) noun. a man who never gets laid because he’s on the computer all the time.
2) noun. a software company run by dorks, ie: whale d-cks, but soft whale d-cks.
3) noun. a man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. a soft whale d-ck.
5) noun. a man who can’t get an erection. an impotent man.
george: we’ll be late for the party.
dweeb: but i have to finish configuring these equations.
george: quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

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