dinosaur vision
“dinosaur eyes take in a wider view, bending in at the edges like a gl-ss globe filled with water. nothing is gray or drab or dull; rather they see swimming particles of color, a moving mosaic of dancing colored specks. as we would see a starscape in the night sky, they see a sparkling “lifescape” in the woods by day, a world teeming with life.
some humans see with dinosaur vision, bix explained: artists, poets, and children. but for the rest of us, as we grow older, the mammalian part of the brain clouds over the reptilian part, and drains away a little glory of the world.” –james gurney, “dinotopia”
rose lenses or dinosaur vision, i tell you life is still glorious. or at least, i want to believe that it is. give me screwdriver so that i might fix these d-mned gl-sses!
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