dirk digglers

dirk digglers reference the fictional p-rn star in p.t. anderson’s movie, boogie nights, and are the male equivalent of “daisy dukes.” dirk digglers are minuscule (in length), tight, crotch bulging shorts. and as with “daisy dukes,” they are best represented in the form of cut-off jeans. however, there are many fine representations in polyester as well. coincidentally, a high percentage of men found in dirk digglers sport a profound mustache.
dude, did you see the “dirk digglers” on that guy? i think his helmets peaking out!
2 more definitions
1. the username of a very sad, chronically losing punter on the betfair forum. posts dozens of times and day and seems incapable of carrying on a normal, healthy life.
2. the act of obsessing over another punter’s success or failes. this is a verb, as in you are dirkdiggled about thebigdog.
3. synonym for “failure.”
dirkdiggler kept dirkdiggling bigdoggy all night on the forum until jeter told him to shut up or get lost!
dirk.diggler. is a famous poster mainly on the cowboys board. he is well-liked and notorious for being the best cowboys message board poster in the all of the land. each day he graces the dallas cowboys espn message board with his presence and spreads words of wisdom to many cowboys fans worldwide.

parents want their children to grow up and be just like diggler.

diggler owns a few individuals on the cowboys board. wfrye and algerald to name a few.

diggler is also extremely good looking as evidenced by the gq-like photos he posts of himself on his espn profile.
dirk.diggler. made wfrye out to look like a complete tool on march the 24th by putting on display his amazing understanding of the salary cap and exposing frye for the half-wit that he truly is. frye was royally b-tch slapped on this day and has not recovered since.