pieces of sh-t that stick in you b-tthair. this is really annoying and disgusting.
sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.
person 1: d-mn i think i have some dirkjes…

person 2: ewwww…

-person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the sh-t out on the face of person 2

person 1: dirkjes in your face!

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