dirt clod


(n.) – a conservative who appears hard but crumbles under the slightest pressure of actual facts or opinions that differ from their own. can be reformed by dousing with cheap american beer and allowing them to dry out. also fun to throw against the walls they build to see them break apart. (antonym: snowflake)

note: not to be confused with actual thinking conservatives or republicans who can hear other’s opinions without losing their minds because they understand how democracy works.
did you see those trump supporters punch the protester at the rally? dude was just wearing a love trumps hate shirt and he got hit by a dirt clod.

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