Dirt Wheeler
crippin -ss gang related slang term for a dirt -ss, drug wranglin’, booze hound
murphy:
see that b-m over there?
milton:
yeah, what a dirt wheeler?
one who wheels in dirt. wheeling in dirt means when one tries to do a cartwheel in the gr-ss- keyword is tries. they try but they can’t actually land it which is why they land in the dirt and look like an idiot. this is usually attempted when they’re drunk and don’t have the best decision making.
person 1: what the h-ll is wyatt doing?
person 2: oh he’s the famous dirtwheeler! he always does this when he’s drunk! you’ll get a good laugh outta this.
(wyatt dirtwheels)
person 1 & 2: -knee slapping and laughter-
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