Dirty Bidet
the combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
student 1: (audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
student 2: hey bro. are you alright?
student 1: (behind stall door) no. i forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and i got a dirty bidet… i have 4 more hours of cl-sses! (crying continues)
student 2: (shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
when you go p–p, and the t-rd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your b-tt hole.
dude, i just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!
when a man and a women are having -n-l intercourse and the woman takes a sh-t on the mans p-n-s and he pulls out and p-sses in her -sshole.
tom: she sh-t on your d-ck?!
brad: yeah so i gave her a f-cking dirty bidet!
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