dirty carlos


much like the hot carl, but much more mexican and involving hot sauce on the sh-t
i dropped a dirty carlos on a hooker in tijuana
when taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend’s name and see how long you can hang on for!
i give the missus the dirty carlos last night, mental

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