dirty colonel sanders
the term ‘dirty colonel sanders’ originated in the p-rn industry, particularly films involving -ss-to-mouth (atm) action. it describes the intentional act of leaving a sh-t moustache and a sh-t beard on your partner’s face by taking your c-ck out of your partner’s -ss and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. the result is that as the d-ck is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, sh-t is scr-ped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .
he f-cked her in the -ss so hard, and than rammed her with an atm, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.
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