Dirty Consuela
similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. a “dirty consuela” is when you -ssist a female partner to -rg-sm and proceed to wipe a c-m mustache upon her face upon completion.
danielle gave anni a distinguished “dirty consuela.”
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