engaging in the act of s-x with lena dunham, and while doing so holding on for dear life as you whisper in her ear, “i support trump” and attempt to hang on for as long as possible.
“dude, i totally got lena last night. yeah, dirty dunham’d her. she was p-ssed!”
“my buddy max went the full 8 seconds!”
huge amount of narcotic substance i’ve got bifftin bags of weed bruh
pr-nounced, yaf-cob. jafcob is the act of a lover sticking a raw corn cob into the others -n-s. the cob is then left for up to an hour and is cooked by the heat of the -n-s. the corn is then rendered off the cob and eaten by the lovers. hey babe lets do jafcob […]
- alaskan tornado
when the male stretches the womans -n-s to where he can pour mentos into her and then c-ke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture. “honey do you want to try alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?”
- you vagabond
a m-ssive big ego tw-t i.e jake paul “you vagabond” said james harshly
- bad*ss jew
self-explanatory. if you still don’t get what “bad-ss jew” means, though, think about the bear jew or real-life bad-ss jews such as doctor ruth (a holocaust survivor and a haganah member).