dirty esteban


the distant perverted uncle of dirty sanchez. when a phallic-shaped object is removed from an -n-s (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing partic-p-nt to create a sh-t mon-brow.
scott: “hey guys, did you hear about mo the other day?”
joe: “no, what about him?”
scott: “he gave vikki a proper good dirty esteban.”
ali: “no way, not again!!”
scott: “yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow.”

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