DIRTY HAM
when having s-x with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. when you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them,” brush your teeth you nasty f-cking pig!!!”
if that b-tch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!
Read Also:
- Ejacushit
ejacush-t – when you’re doing her in the b-tt and she needed a p–p but didn’t tell you, you pull out, j-zz on her back and spray sh-t all over her. “mel, why didn’t you tell me you needed a sh-t when i stuck it in there?! i ejacush-t all over you!”
- crab mallet
a small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the sh-lls of crabs when cleaning them. just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
- normal conversation
conversations involving topics of a socially acceptable median. billy: “hey jimmy, hows your family?” jimmy: “they are doing good, hows everything with you and yours? billy: “great, they are great! did you like the new star wars?” jimmy: “h-ll ya, what did you think bill!?” normal conversation being defined by majority, majority of individuals perseption […]
- Dick in the door
when a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. chances of s-x are gradually increased by “rounding the bases” or gradually increasing s-xual tension between the chosen mate. brian’s definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. i saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, […]
- Gfuidc
it means good for you i don’t care some girl: i’m so much better than you me(prettiest girl ever) gfuidc