Dirty Harry Potter


after -n-l s-x, the man takes his d-ck and draws a lightning bolt across the girl’s forehead.
joey’s sick obsession with the adventures of harry potter drove him to perform a dirty harry potter on melissa.
the v-lv- of any large mammal; e.g. a karibou
the diseased karibou gnawed in agony at its dirty harry potter.
a dimwitted perpetrator of domestic violence who beats his partner infrequently and secretly, so as her injuries seem to appear “like magic”.
my mom’s drinking buddy came over last night with bruises all over her face. her husband must be a real dirty harry potter.
toughest guy on the message board
a guy from canada that doesn’t take any sh-t

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  • Dirty Jesse

    the act of having s-x with two dogs on the porch of a lakeside house while shoving small sticks up your -ss. indoor/ outdoor carpet on your porch is a requirement for traction, for this is a very intense activity. since i belong to a b–st–lity cult, i do the dirty jesse quite often.

  • Dirty Lurdy

    the dirtiest position ever…you know what it is… jim: there’s a place downtown, where your mother sucks my… devin: that’s dirty lurdy.

  • Dirty Mooney

    the act of sh-tting on someones period while they are eating cheerios. i got called into work on my day off. man, they really gave me a dirty mooney. quick, i need some cheerios. she wants me to give her a dirty mooney.

  • Running Red Lights

    to have s-x with a girl while she is on her period. i was running red lights on her all night.

  • Dirty Reynolds

    when the guy has -n-l s-x, he withdraws and then wipes his p-n-s clean in the woman’s hair creating a quiff. robbie gave his fiance a great ‘dirty reynolds’ on tuesday night.


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